Very slim...seeing as:
1. I cannot touch my toes.
2. I cannot walk through my hallway in the dark without running into all the chairs.
3. I cannot jump quickly from the ground to the top of a tree...yet...
4. I do not own a mask.
5. I sneeze. A lot.
6. I do not live on the top of a mysterious mountain covered with fog, random waterfalls and lots of bonsai trees...
7. The fact that I'm even having to make this list probably ensures that I will never, in fact, become a ninja. A ninja would just know in their gut, their deepest soul, that they could kick some serious ass. Quietly.
1. I cannot touch my toes.
2. I cannot walk through my hallway in the dark without running into all the chairs.
3. I cannot jump quickly from the ground to the top of a tree...yet...
4. I do not own a mask.
5. I sneeze. A lot.
6. I do not live on the top of a mysterious mountain covered with fog, random waterfalls and lots of bonsai trees...
7. The fact that I'm even having to make this list probably ensures that I will never, in fact, become a ninja. A ninja would just know in their gut, their deepest soul, that they could kick some serious ass. Quietly.
