So, there are certain things in this life that are (obviously) just far more important than others. For example: lasers vs. ice cream. Lasers obviously. I mean, you can correct vision with them, cut through steel, and they make an awesome sound in Star Wars. Don't get me wrong, I love ice cream. But Macgyver never manipulated the path of pralines'n'cream to go through glass prisms so that he could bust open a rock wall. So it's definitely lasers.
So, friends are like lasers. I mean, ice cream is yummy and delicious, and it's good to indulge every once in a while, but then it starts to melt and gets all sticky and it spills and you realize that you don't even like ice cream that much in the first place (cause you're actually lactose intolerant). So you pull out your laser gun to zap up the sticky ice cream mess. 2 seconds later, totally clean floor. "Thank you laser! Once again you are the best!" Then you stick it back in its holster by the door, always there if you need it, just hangin' out, waiting...being an awesome laser.
Now...if only ninjas had lasers...
Uh, then you must have missed a certain two-part episode of McGuyver. Only I think it was Vanilla Bean and the wall was made out of warm Apple Pie. But whatever.
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